Directioner:)

I am a huge 1D fan. I am like in love with music in general, its practically my life :) follow me you wont regret it!

It’s like my old life is coming after me or something. Like it doesn’t want me to be happy.

(Source: plaiding, via uptoyoureyes)

spoken-not-written:

spoken-not-written:

My grandma said Benedict Cumberbatch is a funny looking bloke so I just stared at her for about a minute and finally said “Don’t insult my boyfriend.” I DIDN’T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO SAY I’M A STRAIGHT GUY WHAT AM I DOING

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yES EXACTLY

(via chillinwiththevillians)

carriesfirstperiod:

my mom just looked at a spider at our kitchen and yelled “why do you have to be like that? you dont need that many eyes or legs you need to stop”

(Source: lmpossibleprincess, via hi)